This weeks ANTM was rather tame, which is probably expected after make over drama in week 2, and Louise’s meltdown in week 3. Excuse me, I mean Chameeleoné’s meltdown the week before. This week the girls wore bad hats and got advice from a “brand futurist” which is not, and never will be, an occupation. Still, there were fights and crying and threats to leave! Plus, there’s Nigel looking sexy in a t-shirt. Shall we?
Coming into this episode, I was all excited about spending some time with my old pal Cat Deeley. Would there be a dancing challenge? A hosting challenge? Sadly, Cat was not involved in the challenge at all, which is too bad because the girls could have really used the expertise she cultivated in dealing with the So You Think You Can Dance judges all these years in this week’s “How to get along with overbearing personalities while still acting like adult” challenge. And by “girls” I mean “Louise.” And by “Louise” I mean “Chameeloné.” Confused? This recap will probably do nothing to clear things up.
This week on the season finale of The Walking Dead: Red shirts die, people cry, and the group says bye-bye (to Hershel’s place). Also, MICHONNE!
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Ready for another super timely ANTM recap? What if I promised you there would be Kardashians? No, wait, don’t go! What I meant to say is that there would be makeovers! Yay! … and Kardashians. Sorry, just like death and taxes, there ‘s no way to avoid them. But seriously, makeovers, this time with patriotic hair dye and more bangs than a porn convention. Plus, haggis!
This week on The Walking Dead: SOMEONE DIES!
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This week on The Walking Dead: The group votes on Randall’s fate, Carl practices being walker-bait, Dale finds a gutted cow out past the gate, and I explore an obsession with run-on sentences and non sequiturs.
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Well here we are again, Tyra. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I think the last we were together like this was the circus dwarf cycle. And then … we drifted apart, somehow. Was it that the increasingly gimmicky themes seemed to be your confession that the show has nothing to do with actual modeling? Or that your more insane tendencies seem to have been reined in over the last few cycles? Ha, ha kidding about that last thing. No one tames crazy like yours, Tyra. It runs wild and free like a beautiful, unmedicated mustang. But let’s not argue about the past, Tyra. Let’s do this thing.
This week on The Walking Dead: Rick and Shane have “the talk,” Randall miraculously walks and Beth balks (at killing herself).
Plus no Carl, no Dale, no Carol, no Glenn and no Hershel. Unfortunately, we still had to put up with avowed womyn’s libber Lori.
More on her views about chores after the jump…
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This week on The Walking Dead: Lori is found, a bad guy falls down and continuity errors abound. Also, Carl makes a stupid face.
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This week on The Walking Dead: Hershel starts drinking, Rick starts shooting and two idiots from Philadelphia show up.
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