03.09.10 | Recaps, Survivor Heroes vs Villains
Survivor Heroes vs Villains: The Crying Game
This fourth episode of Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains was jam-packed with challenges, some intense strategizin’, more than one immunity idol, Jeff Probst controversy, and nary a chicken hunting scene in sight! It’s quite the exciting episode, and I haven’t even told you about Coach’s sob-fest yet. (Remember when Rob collapsed and Coach proclaimed that everyone else will have a breakdown but he won’t? Delicious irony!)
So how are we all feeling about the final season of Lost? So far I’m OK with it, but I have to tell you, they need to give us one big huge mystery reveal soon. The whole point of waiting 6 years for this season is to get a bang up final season that includes a ton of answers. I don’t need any more cryptic answers to obvious questions. I mean, final season of Lost is designed so we cans top with that crap, right? Did they keep doing it on this episode, or have they moved on? Read on to find out.
I don’t know about you guys, but I found this to be one of the most comical and ridiculous episodes of all time. We have an insane challenge in which many people turn into raging beasts, and probably a record for the most hilarious quotes and one-liners in one episode. Plus, a cat fight for the ages!
Things get crazy this week on Survivor, as the heroes devolve into, well, villains, while the villains kind of act like heroes. It’s all very convoluted. Also, Rob doesn’t so much die as just take a nap in the woods, while James can’t stand six days without steroids and promptly loses his shit. Plus, Jerri and Coach have their first spat. Even better: Russell and Rupert barely make an appearance. We’ve got something for everyone this week!
Only in Lost can an alternate reality that doesn’t have a smoke monster or disappearing island actually make less sense. Well that’s what happened in episode three of Lost’s final season as Alternate reality Kate just acts like a dumbass. Meanwhile in our regular timeline we get torture, a crying Sawyer and Rob McElhenney from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 
Here it is. Part two of the two part Lost final season premiere. Things move as slowly as ever story wise, but I get to work in at least 4 solid poop jokes in the recap, so it’s not a total loss. I’m thinking of theming my recap jokes from now on. This one will be poo related, next we’ll move onto making fun of, oh I don’t know, Macedonians. Those bastards are always asking for it. 
We finally made it. The final season of Lost. A day I thought would never come. I mean I always thought we’d be stuck on this goddamn island forever. Locke would keep finding hatches, Kate would f*ck her way through the entire coach section of Flight 815, and Sawyer would run out of coy nicknames around 2043, but then just start over from the beginning and Jack would figure out a way to make his tattoos cry. And you know what, I was fine with that.