We farewell to another cycle of America’s Next Top Model. For once, I’m happy with the girls going into the final three. Both the skinniest and largest girl have made it to the finale, with a whopping 50 pound difference between them. A alien baby muppet rounds out the top three. Before find out who takes it all, there’s the fake commercial, the fake runway, and the fake ad to shoot, so let’s get cracking.
When the crab pots come up light, tempers flare. Who’s going to hold the crew together? (Hint: not the Captain, that’s for sure.) More after the jump.
Tonight, on the gloriously dull yet still enthralling season finale of The Hills, the honeymoon is so totally over between Audrina and Lauren. “Project Manager” Heidi wanders around a hotel that’s about to be demolished and rebuilt all shiny-like, only to be accosted by Spencer at a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING about… um… yeah! Important stuff! It’s time to say goodbye. For OVER TWO MONTHS.
I come to bury Battlestar Galactica, not to praise it. BSG, now in its fourth and final season, once defined everything that was great in modern science fiction. If you had asked me back in 2004 whether I would have been happy with the show ending after four seasons, I would have screamed bloody murder about the network executives not realizing what a great show they had on their hands. Ending such greatness after only four seasons would be such a shame! But after watching season 3, I actually wonder how the hell the show has made it this far. It used to be the greatest science fiction show on the planet but is now almost a parody of itself. And the saddest part is that it doesn’t have to end this way. Part way through season 4, I see a lot of improvement, but there is still a lot of work to be done.
The end is near on America’s Next Top Model, only four girls remain on their Roman adventure. Not that we really see or do anything Roman this week, it pretty much could have been shot in central park, and for all I know, it was. The girls practice photography on Paulina, and have a fifties style photo shoot with Nigel Barker. Who will remain in the running to be America’s Next Top Model? All in the recap.
That is, you wish yo momma was a buffalo. Find out why in our special Mother’s Day post, after the jump.
Crank up that stock footage reel CW, its time for another Rome episode! This week, the girls get their gladiator on, then do a Renaissance shoot that has no connection to the Renaissance. Whatever, they’re model not historians. Plus, Tyra plays photographer this week! All in the recap.
Friends, last week left us feeling a wee bit, um, disenchanted with dear, witty Lo, did it not? Here Hiro was hoping that Lo would somehow redeem herself in this episode. Wrong-o. Or, “wrong-Lo,” as the case may be. Left unsettled by this episode, I was forced to repeatedly rewind and pause to view the wonders of JustinBobby’s exposed chest hair. Soul-soothing. Let’s find out if Audrina’s “chateau” might as well be in emotional Siberia!
It turns out fishing for King Crab is a “a numbers game.” Nobody says that when things are going well. Find out why in this weeks Deadliest Catch…
After the thrilling hometown dates, it’s time to seal the deal and thrust our bachelorettes into the fantasy suites! (Haha! I said thrust. That’s a hard word to say, actually. Maybe I’m just drunk.) The three remaining tanorexics, Shayne, Amanda, and Chelsea, don their best resort wear and attempt to woo Matt. Who will win Matt’s affection? Who will call him a douchebag to his face? Let’s find out!
