As requested, I am here to recap the Survivor: Samoa finale. We all watched as Russell – one of the most beloved AND hated Survivors ever – singlehandedly made this season interesting. (Seriously, why did they cast most of these people? I applied for this season, and I’m frankly kind of offended that dull people like Brett or Kelly were chosen over me.) Anyway, let’s see who wins this thing (spoiler alert: Jaison can’t ever win anything)!