Heroes: Let’s Just Enjoy Heroes and Conveniently Ignore The Writers Making Stuff Up As They Go
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Now that Heroes is in its third season, it has some difficult choices to make. Follow the path to the right, and Heroes returns to being a great program. Take the path on the left, and Heroes will turn into Lost, with millions of people watching, but sort of hoping they would just put it all to bed so we can move on. I think Heroes has a shot, but they really have to figure out what they are trying to become. It appears that they finally have that part figured out. Heroes is becoming the network television version of the X-men. And you know what? I’m OK with that.
The heroes mini-final has arrived! This recap isn’t late, it was written weeks ago, then teleported to the future. You’re just catching up with it. Now if I could only figure out what happened to my Irish girlfriend…At any rate, the season ends with a bang. More than a bang! Explosions, gunfire, electric zapping, and Mohinder’s elite grade of dumbassery. Will the world be saved from the Shanti virus? All in the recap
It’s been an uneven season for Heroes this year, but now we are racing to the mid-season finish line. Adam and Peter search for the Shanti virus, while Sylar manages to take care of one of the eye-shart twins. He’s still the villain, right? Two men get half naked, and neither of them are Peter. No, it’s true! Plus, Hiro and Peter head for a showdown.
The title here refers to how this season of Heroes has put on its rally cap as it races to the midseason finish (see how smooth that transition is?), an also to yet another overdue recap. Try to think of it as a very special flashback recap and not just lamely late. In this episode, Isaac’s paintings are all fulfilled, but not before HRG gets to kick the crap out of Elle, West, and Mohinder. Sweet. All in the recap.
Heroes continues its late season comeback with another strong episode. Yeah, the eye shart twins are there, but really you hardly notice them. This week, we go back four months to the events following the Kirby plaza showdown. And Veronica Mars takes Peter’s shirt off.
This was a great episode, finally kicking things into a higher gear. We, at long last, get to kiss the Japanese storyline goodbye, leaving Yaeko to fend for herself with only her 
Hey everybody, the fine counselors here at Promises have finally let me have my privileges again, so my Heroes recaps are back on. This week, HRG tortures a Russian, Claire tortures a cheerleader, Maya tortures vigilantes, Mohinder tortures some glassware, and Hiro tortures me with his lame plotline. 
What up peeps. It’s EdHill filling in for brilliantmistake. What can I say, we’re all taking the Iggy thing pretty hard. This week on Heroes we get a lot of…. nothing really. It’s a classic filler episode that has a lot of set up. Which is fine, but if you’re going to burden me with that at least have the common decency to give me shots of Hayden Panettiere doing cheers. That’s all I ask. 
After a deep low last week (I’m looking at you both, Japan and Ireland), Heroes starts to get back on track. This episode was chock full of unexpected developments including a big one about this season’s big bad. A new hero and a new superpower (one with no disgusting bodily fluids involved) are introduced, and Uhura boldly takes a nap.
Yes, I said it, my beloved Heroes has started to suck. I put the title up as part of my hope that the show will stop sucking and go back to being awesome. This week continues the downward spiral of Hiro in Japan, Peter in Ireland, and the eye-shart twins making a run for the border. You know it’s bad when one of the show’s high-points is the return of Niki. On the upside, Sylar eats someone’s brain! Yay, Sylar! Plus, Lt. Uhura!