This week on Heroes, Clair takes the problem of cutting to a new extreme, Peter finds out how much the Irish love their iPods, and the Honduran twins continue their journey to America, leaving a trail of eye-sharts in their wake. Hiro’s still stuck in his story line the past, but there may be some hope there. Mohinder travels to Haiti to find (surprise!) the Haitian and then really surprises us.
The last season of Heroes ended with a bang (Get it? Because of the explosion? Sigh). Can this season measure up? Will Hiro be as lovable, Sylar as evil, Mohinder as fuck-uppy? Did Peter and/or his hipster hair survive getting all explody? Find out as we catch up with some of the heroes either four months later or 336 years earlier, depending on the time frame.
Hey kids, we’ve reached the end of the first, great season of Heroes. Sorry for the lateness of the recap (that’s the last time I ask LiLo for a ride home from rehab). But more importantly, Heroes manages to leave us satisfied while still giving us something to look forward to, like a good hooker show should. We got the final Sylar vs. the Heroes showdown we’ve been waiting for, with a few unexpected twists thrown in. Plus, Mohinder almost doesn’t screw anything up! All that in the recap.
On the penultimate episode of Heroes, things are really moving forward to when NYC may or may not go boom. For the first time, all the heroes are in the same place, and a few of them don’t make it out the city alive. Pretty much your standard New York vacation. It’s election day on Heroes, find out who the winners and losers are in the recap.
Ah, dear old Mom. Remember the time she forced you into a diabolical conspiracy to obliterate half of Manhattan? No? How about the time you accidentally killed her? Or the time she covered the red carpet for E! when you were clearly spiraling out of control in a binge of sex, drugs, and cheesy Garry Marshall films? Still no? Well, you’re obviously not a hero or Lindsay Lohan. Find out why you’re lucky in the recap.
…need a final solution. Sorry, I’ve had the Peter Murphy version of that song going through my head since Monday. The stupendous return of Heroes continues with another strong episode, showing what happens five years in the future, after the explosion devastates New York. Which means the future gets recapped after the jump. Am I BLOWING YOUR MIND?
That’s right bitches, it’s a Heroes recap. After a long, painful hiatus, the series came back strong for the first of the final five episodes. We learned a lot more about the secretive Linderman (spoiler: he’s a bad, bad, man), and Mrs. Petrelli reveals she has secrets (spoiler: grannieporn). Plus, Isaac may not have saved the cheerleader, but he might have saved the world. All that in the recap.