Scene: sg-dub with baby-dub in arm, dinner on the stove, phone rings in the house.
“Hey, sg-dub, it’s EdHill. Can you handle the Project Runway recap this week?”
“Sure, I’ll try – why, what’s up?”
“Well, you know me; I’m going all Greg Brady this week with 2 hot dates per night through the weekend which I have to squeeze in between my Iron Man training, Chippendales gig, and re-upholstering my yacht with that baby seal fur I got from that sheik in Dubai.”
“Oh yeah, silly of me to question you… I’ll get right on it. Goodnight Snookums.”
So here I am, trying to remember how to write a recap – for a show that I have only been watching in passing. AND I’m filling in for EdHill who has ascended to cult status during my hiatus. AND since I’m filling in for EdHill, I have to take a few extra measures: pSell cheker turnd off? Check. Grammar punctuation checker turne’d off check Shameless pimping myself to the female readers ready to go? Check. Hellooooooooooo Ladies! How are your cooters doing?
Ick. There’s only one EdHill and I dare not attempt to emulate him anymore. On to the recap after the jump.