This week’s Beauty & the Geek episode ushers our contestants to a romantic mountain getaway, subtext: producers really, really want there to be some sexual tension. Unfortunately, what could have been a drama-filled was full of almosts. Almost-meltdowns, almost-nakedness, ALMOST-SEX!
This episode wasn’t a total let-down, though. There was some hot, wet bikini-wearing for sure. Awkward physical contact abounded. The physical challenge was pretty fun to watch. And then there was some good yelling (omg, Joe, shutupSHUTUP!). Plus all the boys cried. Woo!
(Please note: I did not write about last week’s show, because it was its own recap show. And while I am plenty lazy, even I couldn’t bring myself to recap a recap. Still, the episode yielded the best Geek makeover ever, as seen above.)