Another dreary, rainy, somewhat chilly day here in Connecticut. What better way to pass the time than to tune in to see what the kids are up to these days? What interests them? What rational and erudite discourse are they engaging in during these tough economic times? I figured there is no better gauge than a good ol’ Reunion show on MTV.

Ahh, kids. From the mouths of babes…

Bear in mind that there was no real fighting on this reunion. No bitter quarrels carried over from the challenge in New Zealand. Elder statesman Mark Long (who turned 38 recently) was there to keep order.

Before my transcript/recap of the show, here are the three best things from the wasted hour:

1. Evan busting on Aneesa’s hair which led to Aneesa to mention that even with her butch cut, she had more hair than Evan and his horrifying Canadian comb-over.

2. Rachel pleading with the idiots who cast these shows to ban CT. Amen, sister.

3. Brittini is really, really hot.

Okay, here’s the recap. A brilliant lot, this:

Jen, you bleep bleep bleep bleep. Oh bleep bleep bleep. Bleep bleep suck bleep bleep. (Laughter) Bleep! Bleepin’ bleep bleep! Paula is bleep bleep! And her bleeps bleeping bleep! You and her bleep bleep bleep! I bleepin’ bleeped! I did NOT bleep her! She bleeped her and bleeping bleeped him! But we’re still bleepin’ friends.

Jen, you bleep bleep bleep bleep. Oh bleep bleep bleep. Bleep bleep suck bleep bleep. (Laughter) Bleep! Bleepin’ bleep bleep! Paula is bleep bleep! And her bleeps bleeping bleep! You and her bleep bleep bleep! I bleepin’ bleeped! I did NOT bleep her! She bleeped her and bleeping bleeped him! But we’re still bleepin’ friends.

Kim, you bleep bleep bleep bleep. Oh bleep bleep bleep. Bleep bleep suck bleep bleep. (Laughter) Bleep! Bleepin’ bleep bleep! Paula is bleep bleep! And her bleeps bleeping bleep! You and her bleep bleep bleep! I bleepin’ bleeped! I did NOT bleep her! She bleeped her and bleeping bleeped him! But we’re still bleepin’ friends.

Tori, you bleep bleep bleep bleep. Oh bleep bleep bleep. Bleep bleep suck bleep bleep. (Laughter) Bleep! Bleepin’ bleep bleep! Paula is bleep bleep! And her bleeps bleeping bleep! You and her bleep bleep bleep! I bleepin’ bleeped! I did NOT bleep her! She bleeped her and bleeping bleeped him! But we’re still bleepin’ friends.

Dunbar, you bleep bleep bleep bleep. Oh bleep bleep bleep. Bleep bleep suck bleep bleep. (Laughter) Bleep! Bleepin’ bleep bleep! Paula is bleep bleep! And her bleeps bleeping bleep! You and her bleep bleep bleep! I bleepin’ bleeped! I did NOT bleep her! She bleeped her and bleeping bleeped him! But we’re still bleepin’ friends.

sg-dub | 06.18.09 | Filed in MTV