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Mad Men: Drinkth Are Thuper!

Anyone else looking forward to the new season of Mad Men starting this Sunday? I don’t know about you, but I’ve already started drinking and verbally abusing the women in my life. Except for my wife, of course, because she’d totally kick my ass. I’m just lucky she never reads anything I write on the Internets, or she’d have my balls just for making that joke.

In the meantime, here are a few Mad Men-related things to get you in the mood for some old school advertising…


“Betty, your designer is a genius. We’ve barely been sitting for five minutes, and my ass is already more numb than Courtney Love’s labia. How do you stand it?”


“My people are Nordic.”

Ever wonder who TV’s best alcoholics are? Wonder no more, thanks to this list of TV’s Top 13 Drunks.


“Nobody’s ever seen anything like The Draper. You only want The Draper because you can’t have The Draper. But if The Draper lets you have The Draper, you won’t want The Draper. So you can see the conundrum The Draper is in.”

Think you have what it takes to work for Dick Whitman?


“What? Oops.”

Did you know Thally Draper ith doing fathion advertithing?


““Tho then I thaid thereth no way that a boy ith ever going to thick hith thingie inthide me. Thath juth groth!””

And of course, don’t forget to make your own avatar.


“This is Ebony. Written by Negroes, for Negroes. My secretary procured a copy in Negrotown.”

Finally, I was going to post a link to the recap of last year’s season finale, only to discover I never wrote it. Oops. I need another drink.


“I could use another drink. This one’s barely half-full.”


“We don’t think you’re happy, Roger. We think you’re foolish.”


“You think I’m foolish?”


“Yes, but not as foolish as that guy over there.”

copygodd | 07.21.10 | Filed in Mad Men

 
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10 responses to “Mad Men: Drinkth Are Thuper!”

  1. honeybunny says:

    DAVE — so good to see you again. I have missed you so.

    I’m Über excited for a new season of Sterling Cooper Draper and Pryce. And looking forward to some cg recaps.

    hb

    Comment #1 on 07.21.10 at 6:14 pm
  2. EdHill says:

    I can’t beleive you didnt recap the last episode, it was their best EVER.

    People who skip recaps are scum.

    Comment #2 on 07.21.10 at 11:03 pm
  3. EdHill says:

    and lisping sally jokes get me every time. Every time.

    Comment #3 on 07.21.10 at 11:04 pm
  4. chick110 says:

    Thank you for the Dave. I was starting to get withdrawals…

    Comment #4 on 07.22.10 at 9:19 am
  5. may says:

    A Dave & a blackfaced Roger? Priceless.
    I’m so excited for this new season, and your recaps.

    Comment #5 on 07.22.10 at 11:27 am
  6. T-bag says:

    This had all the old gems in it. Now I’m even more excited for Sunday. Let’s hope we’ve got much more blackface to come.

    Comment #6 on 07.22.10 at 12:42 pm
  7. copygodd says:

    does anyone know where i can see the show online? my tivo didn’t tape it, and i need to do some screen grabs that don’t involve my taking photos of my tv screen.

    Comment #7 on 07.26.10 at 11:50 am
  8. honeybunny says:

    cg – http://www.madmenepisodes.com/
    Get going.!

    hb

    Comment #8 on 07.26.10 at 12:49 pm
  9. copygodd says:

    thanks, but that’s site’s a ripoff. downloaded their software, and it still didn’t have the episode i was looking for. plus it’s only a free trial, then you have to pay $14.99 a month. boohiss!

    Comment #9 on 07.26.10 at 2:36 pm
  10. honeybunny says:

    boo hiss.
    put some socks on your hands and act out the scenes you want screen caps of. or use shot glasses.

    hb

    Comment #10 on 07.26.10 at 4:45 pm

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