Midseasonreplacements Entertainment News: 11/20/07

snllive.jpg The cast of Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock did live benefit performances this weekend at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater in Manhattan. Reports say the 60% of painfully bad SNL skits are that much more awkward to sit through live.

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In glorious news, the Hoff is in talks to reprise his signature role as Michael Knight (A man…… who does not exist) in a spin-off of Knight Rider which follows his son’s adventures in a souped up Dodge Dart.

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CNN anchor Nancy Grace was hospitalized recently for complications from her recent pregnancy. Apparently as she was giving birth one of her twin babies caused the sack inside her heart that holds what’s left of her soul to break, thus leaking a viscous black fluid into her body cavity.

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The guys at Funnyordie have a new video about saving the environment.

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The looong past its prime Apprentice released the cast list of Apprentice: Celebrity Edition. They also announced the judges would include a precocious black child that Donald adopted, a puppy named Scrappy Doo and a gay, sassy no nonsense nanny.

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Right wing fruit loop Elisabeth Hasselbeck tells the New York Post that after recieving a personal note from Hillary Clinton after she gave birth, she told Barbara Walters that she was so touched that “I may actually change my vote.” Because what better thing to use as a bellweather of who to vote for? Meanwhile, Ron Paul sent a box of chocolates to Oprah.

EdHill | 11.20.07 | Filed in News

 
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