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Obama Just Got Fairplayed!

0821_fairplay1.jpgBarack Obama, who stupidly decided to campaign for President in the middle of Big Brother season, got to meet with the one and only Johnny Fairplay, best known for being the douche bag from Survivor who went on to become the alcoholic douche bag who proceeded to shit on people on TV and then had a baby with the gay contestant from America’s Next Top Model who had the melting face. They met to discuss economic policy as it retains to the Federal reserve’s lending practices in a weakened economy. The meeting concluded with Fairplay taking out his dong and peeing in a corner. That’s just how he rolls.

EdHill | 08.21.08 | Filed in Misc,News

 
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9 responses to “Obama Just Got Fairplayed!”

  1. NYShedevil says:

    That entire paragraph had me laffing!!

    I hope Obama had a hot steamy shower waiting for him after meeting that douche!

    Comment #1 on 08.21.08 at 3:08 pm
  2. NYShedevil says:

    P.S. I never used the word “douche” until I came on this site.

    Comment #2 on 08.21.08 at 3:08 pm
  3. may says:

    I loved how many times you misspelled his name!

    Comment #3 on 08.21.08 at 3:20 pm
  4. EdHill says:

    what mispellings? HA!!

    Comment #4 on 08.21.08 at 3:45 pm
  5. kepster says:

    Oh no! Johnny Fairplay is Obama’s secret VP choice!

    Comment #5 on 08.21.08 at 4:29 pm
  6. EdHill says:

    kepster, tahts a much better joke. I shoulve gone what that. DAmn!

    Comment #6 on 08.21.08 at 4:35 pm
  7. zevonia says:

    I doubt Obama even knows who Fairplay is. I suspect those secret service agents are about to take the douche down for being too close to the “Chosen One”.

    Comment #7 on 08.21.08 at 5:25 pm
  8. chick110 says:

    Was that Fairplay or Andy Dick? They seem so interchangeable lately…

    Comment #8 on 08.21.08 at 7:14 pm
  9. honeybunny says:

    i was on BB last night.
    i know it has nothing to do with this but i don’t care.

    hb

    Comment #9 on 08.22.08 at 3:24 pm

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