Obama Just Got Fairplayed!
Barack Obama, who stupidly decided to campaign for President in the middle of Big Brother season, got to meet with the one and only Johnny Fairplay, best known for being the douche bag from Survivor who went on to become the alcoholic douche bag who proceeded to shit on people on TV and then had a baby with the gay contestant from America’s Next Top Model who had the melting face. They met to discuss economic policy as it retains to the Federal reserve’s lending practices in a weakened economy. The meeting concluded with Fairplay taking out his dong and peeing in a corner. That’s just how he rolls.