TAR 13: La sPaz
After last week’s unending displays of stupidity, would our fine TARsters fare any better this week? I didn’t have high hopes as the previews told us they’d be heading to the notoriously thin air of La Paz, Bolivia – at 12,000 feet. Let’s see, if they were already too dumb to read clues on a million dollar game show that depends 100% on reading the clues – I wasn’t holding my breath.
But at least I had some breath to hold, for as we saw, there isn’t much of that to go around in La Paz. But, as expected, one dumb team didn’t read their clue thoroughly – taking my precious near-sea level breath away. Dumbasses.
The third leg began in Fortaleza Brazil – home of the legendary esportes sutiã monstro. [Aside: my verification of sutiã being "bra" yielded fantastic picture. It's fairly SFW, unless you work at PETA maybe. Though I wouldn't want my boss seeing me looking at it, or really any chicks who may get the wrong ideas about my fantasies.] I digress… Yes, it seems the sportsbra monster attacked during the night at the pitstop and the redhead divorcée had hers “knocked off the ledge.”
Hmmm, was Christy upset to lose a sports bra or a padded bra?
Hmmm… rather than blaming the legendary creature, Christy blamed the tragedy on Starr. Such an odd thing to start a rivalry over. And the way the divorcées kept saying “sportsbra” rather than just “bra” only annoyed me more. I would assume sportsbras are cheaper than real bras – and I’d also assume Christy could have walked downstairs to pick up the (probably) wind-blown bra, but what do I know. Oh I’ll tell you what I know – I know how to handles those jubblies held captive by those damn things, that’s what.
Starr laughed off the inane accusation but Christy continued, “If she wants to play dirty, she’s gonna get something else,” while pantomiming a donkey punch. (Urban dictionary is your friend – and that’s decidedly NSFW.) When I hear a hot divorcée say she’s gonna “play dirty” my mind goes to entirely different places than the hot divorcée’s. That’s how I roll.
The first team to leave Fortaleza was the separated couple Ken and Tina. (Now there’s a “woman” who could sure use an esportes sutiã.) I haven’t come up with a suitable nickname for these two yahoos yet – well, I have, but I’ve been afraid to use it. But I will now. In my notes I abbreviate them K/T, as anyone would. And as everyone with even a rudimentary scientific background knows, K-T is the abbreviation for the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event, or more commonly, the K-T boundary. (Read more, nerds.)
Psst, Toni – if you’re not careful, I may start spelling your name T-O-N-Y
Anyway, this event is proposed to have been precipitated (at the least) by a massive asteroid hitting the earth on the Yucatan peninsula – what is now called the Chicxulub Crater. And since Tina’s face looks like it was hit by an asteroid and there is a massive boundary between Ken and Tina… well, it’s a stretch of course, but I’m calling them the KT Boundaries. And F you if you have issue with that. I’ll try to get some more boob and dick jokes in this recap to appease you.
Teams were to fly to La Paz and (as always) take a taxi to an inner city plaza and find a statue. This time one of Simon Bolivar. The airport/flight/taxi footage to the statue was entirely forgettable, except for one short horrifying “sounds like a homeless guy’s stolen bicycle” screech emanating out of the equally horrifying Sarah:
Of course, you could say it sounds like a “fax machine mating” as Joe McHale did in this classic clip.
Ty and Aja remembered their TAR Gloves for this leg and the DumBelles complained that the other teams underestimate them simply because they’ve come in next-to-last both legs so far. Um… I’m not sure how that last fact would give anyone reason to not underestimate them. Yup, still dumb.
All the teams got to the statue and found that they’d be camping out in the plaza for the night. If only the useless hippies were still in it, we could have enjoyed joyous romps through their addled memories about camping out under mexican blankets for various horrible Dead shows back in the 70’s.
Come morning, we were treated to footage of various lasses applying too much makeup and of Dallass dry-shaving. Holy cow, how does he do that? WHY does he do that? Seriously, that is – by far – the most badass maneuver of TAR 13 thus far. If he can withstand that, then he might as well shave down his nose with a rasp while he’s at it.
The first task was to scour a newspaper to find their next clue. TAR has used this before to great comic effect – I can’t recall the season or the team(s), but it was damn funny watching the ones who couldn’t find the clue struggle and bicker. Alas, the clue was fairly easy to find this time in the classifieds and Team SuperBadMeaningBadNotBadMeaningGood was first out of the plaze and into a taxi. I guess recent college grads with mutually useless degrees are rather adept at scanning the classifieds.
I like how Phil is wearing some sort of silvery decoration to accentuate what he needn’t accentuate in the least.
The other teams followed suit with the dopey divorcées and DumBelles bringing up the rear. The teams taxied and some jogged to the hat shop in the clue to pick up a traditional cholita hat and their next clue: A Detour!
Musical March – in which teams were to run around collecting band members to march through the streets to the final destination or Bumpy Ride – run to and then ride really shitty bike-things down dangerous cobbled hills to the same final destination. Both tasks were equally ridiculous; so much the better for us. Oh, and there’d be a U-Turn ahead which wasn’t used so I’ll ignore that whole fake drama.
I’ll translate what the guy in the background said for you: “What dee fuck, ese? It’s like 80 degrees and these loco gringos ess wearing parkas, sweatshits, and woolen caps. Mirar!
Especially since the real drama was the fact that Team GayBeard (Terence and Sarah) and The RaceBusters (Mark and Bill – who actually now remind me more of Steve and Brian, Sarah Silverman’s stoner friends on her eponymous show) didn’t read their clues carefully and hopped in cabs to get to the really shitty bike-things. Two “super smart nerds who will use their smarts to succeed” and a Wharton grad didn’t read their clues properly. What is this world coming to?
I LOVE this picture. Look at all three of their faces. One could surmise that Sarah is ripping a horrific queef judging by their looks. I, in fact, choose to believe that.
Sarah, for her part, figured out their gaffe and turned the taxi around. It should also be noted that she’d “hired” a random chunky Bolivian woman to guide her team for the day. I still wish that practice was made illegal. Anyway, the RaceBusting, Comic Book Guying, Sarah Silverman Show Stonering duo did not figure out their mistake as they were too busy giggling about being in first. You totally know that they refer to this headfirst blunder as their Leeroy Jenkins moment.
As a result of their cheating, the RaceBusters were first to ride the really shitty bike-things. Away they went, nearly crashing all over the place. The DumBelles and Team SuperBMBNBMG opted to collect band members which proved to be very frustrating for the Frat guys. At least the doofy Seth Rogen one tried to enjoy himself by dancing up the street with his drummers. I actually enjoyed that – shhhhhh.
Too bad the frats’ band members were stuck in slow motion. The DumBelles somehow selected faster band members who actually passed the frats’ band. Sorry, that’s just bullshit. I’d have been pissed off to say the least. Anyhow, these two teams plodded along and made it to the end, whereupon the Bolivian Kynt gave them their next clues.
“Stop this bike. STOP THIS BIKE RIGHT NOW!”
Meanwhile, the far more exciting really shitty bike-thing detour was unraveling at a furious pace. Aja gave us, “This is some bullshit, man,” and Terence screamed for no discernable reason, “They’re going to U-turn us!” The really shitty bike-things were tough to control, and the course was diabolic.
The cobbles were rough, the steering seemed near impossible, and they had to go through tunnels and cross traffic. In a way, this was perhaps one of the more dangerous tasks ever on TAR, as death seemed possible if they were hit by some crazy hopped up driver crossing their path. After all, it’s not called Bolivian Marching Powder for no reason.
Altitude + really shitty bike-things + cobblestones = the crushed dreams of a faux-hawk.
Aja found religion her ride of doom; “I am the master of my fate. I am the captain of my soul.” Then she fell down. Nick and Starr caught up to Ty and Aja with Nick warbling over the racket, “YyYyYoOoOoUuUuRrRe Mm-Mm-Mm-IiIiNnNe TY-Yy-Yy N Aa-Aa J-Aa-Aa!” It sounded like when you were a kid talking through the fan to great comic effect. Then your brother punched you in the head to make you stop. Or was that just me?
Then Christy, the red-headed divorced lady who SURELY was missing her sportsbra as her tittle jounced all about, throwing her equilibrium off to such a degree so veered right – a hard right – right into a wall. I thought she was dead.
“Oh maw gawd y’all, I wish I had maw padded braw raht ’bout naw.”
“Oh maw gawd y’all, this is gonna feel worse than maw failed marriage y’all.”
“Ow y’all. Ah know Starr pushed me y’all.”
But she wasn’t. Phew, I guess. Maybe it knocked some sense into her… Just in time for the Roadblock! One team member would have to learn a wrasslin’ routine to fight a Fighting Cholita! A woman! Awesome!
Welcome to Phil’s Phantasy Sex Dungeon
It was around this time in the show I realized that Terence must be suffering from altitude sickness, as he was quiet and his faux-hawk was certainly not standing up to the thin air. I suppose he forgot his special high-altitude Pomade; jackass. He just sort of sulked through the whole episode. Well, except for one, short burst of typical Terence asshattery:
While taxiing to the wrasslin’ ring, he noticed a guy holding a red and yellow flag. He SCREAMED at the driver to STOP STOP STOP!!! and then bounded out, ran across a soccer game, and accosted the guy. As it turned out, the poor guy was just a linesman for the game who happened to be holding a flag with TAR colors. Christ, can you imagine what that guy was thinking?
“¡Mierda! Es el boliviano muestran los tramposos que vienen a buscarme!” (”Holy shit! It’s the Bolivian Cheaters show coming to get me!”) And someone please get the Bolivians some grass for their soccer field, rápido!
The WWE’s newest Villainess – Spackleface
The wrestling challenge was pretty fun, but Ken had no trouble acing the six required moves on his first try. Off they went to the Pitstop to finish first again, this time winning a seven day trip to Cabo. Gee, maybe Ken can bang Audrina while he’s there – we all know they’re both game. It must be noted that Ken rocked his unitard all the way to the finish. Let’s give it up for Ken, and his induction to the red unitard on reality TV Hall of Fame, joining Big Brother’s Sheila and Michelle, and The Greatest American Hero on Battle of the Network Stars.
Must be Nick. Ba-dum-bump.
The DumBelle had more trouble with the routine and had to go back to practice. The RaceBuster performed even worse and also had to retrain. Dallas had no issues and he finised 2nd with him mama. I think the most Amazing thing about this Amazing Race is that I have no bone to pick with Dallas at this point.
All the other teams didn’t appear to have many issues with the routine, while the DumBelle and the RaceBuster kept sucking. Sucking for air, in the Buster’s case. The altitude appeared to be killing him, as he took in some oxygen. Eh, I too, am running on short supply so will simply let the pictures do the talking. (The rest of the show was merely another slow motion taxi race and false drama.)
Ken mounts yet another woman.
The stuff nightmares are made of.
The other stuff nightmares are made of.
Best. Rearmirror Ornament. Ever.
The La sPaz of the title.
Furher credence for my padded vs. sports bra theory.
Phil wonders, “Why is Michael Jackson wearing a tree next to me?”
Bolivia dental care: Sad toothless face. : (
I wonder if drinking green fizzy water makes you puke. Here Kelly, you want some?
Kelly: “Blurrrp!”
Christy: “Aw, Starr made you puke!”
SadPhil. Even I want to give him a hug.
Mark and Bill… shall we say, “Nanoo-NaNO! Live long and prosper.” Except without the prosper part since you didn’t win a million bucks. Dumbasses.
Yes, in the end, the MythBusters’ taxi blunder penalized them 30 minutes, allowing the bumbling divorcées to continue the Race. And I liked those guys too. Maybe EdHill and I will let them join our guild.
Oh – and word the fuck up:
sg-dub | 10.16.08 | Filed in Recaps, The Amazing Race
Love your recaps, sg. The Bolivian Kynt was perfect. I always love a good Kynt reference.
Comment #1 on 10.16.08 at 3:44 pmso glad you reminded me about the makeup thing. Did anyone notice one of the divorcees DRAWING ON HER “BEAUTY MARK”? Cuckoo.
I’m sorry to see the Geeks go, I really liked them. Sad face. :(
Comment #2 on 10.16.08 at 4:08 pmDid you notice where the nerd that wrestled wore his belt? In the top picture the belt is around his boobs.
Comment #3 on 10.16.08 at 4:15 pmSg, the recap was better than the show.
I kept looking at the pics of Tina and thinking I KNEW I’d seen her somewhere before. Turns out she was in a movie with Johnny Depp and *I* should have known that… She was Hatchet-Face in Cry-Baby, see:
http://www.johnnydeppweb.com/gallery/albums/pics/candids/candids/normal_candids-025.jpg
Ok, maybe not, but they look awful similar and in the movie, she wears makeup like Tina! ;)
I, too, was sad to see the Comic Book/Mythbusters guys go. I really liked them–they were the team I was rooting for. Another sad face…
Comment #4 on 10.16.08 at 4:54 pmThe captions for Christy’s bike wreck were the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. I could not stop laughing! And what about the Bolivian person she almost took out? To turn the corner and see a crazy chick on a Flintstone’s bike with a bird-feather bike helmet coming at you? Priceless.
Comment #5 on 10.16.08 at 5:29 pmOh, that was true!! I loved seeing those screen caps of the poor innocent bystander trying to avoid getting hit by the crazy turista.
Comment #6 on 10.16.08 at 6:42 pmAm I crazy, or is this list missing someone verrry important: “…red unitard on reality TV Hall of Fame, joining Big Brother’s Sheila and Michelle…” Ummmm…What about Jen? Who are those other losers? It’s the Jenitard.
I was sad to see the comic boys go too, but it was so obvious from the second they misread their clue. The editors didn’t really even try to misdirect us. Kinda boring.
Oh, and Gir, I saw that too and I was astonished. Who in their right mind paints a mole on their face?
Comment #7 on 10.16.08 at 7:13 pmzbird –
You’re not crazy… just ignorant to the fact that the Jenitard stands apart from all other red unitards and therefore exists in a different hall of fame.
The one in my heart.
Comment #8 on 10.16.08 at 9:01 pmchick110 – i was literally about to go search for a picture of hatchet face to post, because that was the first thing i thought of when i saw one of the pics of tina up there. i think they were separated at birth!
Comment #9 on 10.17.08 at 11:05 amI heard Spackleface is a Muslin.
hb
Comment #10 on 10.17.08 at 1:22 pmPhil’s dad shows up in the new one…..
Comment #11 on 10.19.08 at 8:37 pmAnd I was all ready to “word the Fuck up” as the Rays beat my Sox, but Rays players just appeared with Obama in Florida. Any chance for the Phils at Independence Hall with Obama??????????
Comment #12 on 10.20.08 at 9:09 pmThe Meaning of Life
The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It’s a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and as I will remind you:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
Even the antient Gods don’t have the ability to listen to people’s thoughts themselves. They taugh we were all made in their image:::I expect they need this “Artificial Intelligence” to relay what people think.
It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers, all in an attempt to test people with temptation. Ionically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you’re hearing, except in that individual’s unique way:::We are all “managed” by the God’s technology.
There are no secrets with this technology.
But this “agent of the Gods” can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people’s heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.
The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God’s tools are corrupting the children at a progressively younger age, a reflection of our collectively increasing disfavor and yet another clue illustrating we live in a constantly deteriorating environment.
Children who sucessfully repair their relationship with the Gods accend into heaven. This often takes multiple lives of hard work and proper behavior in the face of adversity to achieve. Adults to whom it is offered enter clone hosting, thinking they are accending into heaven. The Gods tempt people, selling them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil. In their desperation the disfavored subscribe to this temptation, making their task even more difficult than before due to the evil they incurr in the process. And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more alluding with each passing life.
The hole they’ve dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many there may not be enough time left.
Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON’T like evil and refuse to grant this immediate feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations, like the United States or ghettos therein.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
The Gods suggest they can create paradise for those with their favor. I argue they create misery for those without::::
Our celebrity culture is temptation. It creates a distraction which consumes people, sometimes for life. Certainly it costs them precious years which could be spent repairing their relationship with the Gods, time that ultimately goes wasted.
Do you really think Frank Sinatra lived to be 84 years old? In fact the “Chairman of the Board” had a new crowd to entertain in the late 80s/early 90s.
These people are clone hosts. Now, there is no thing as “black and white” with the Gods. This technology they invented is far, far too dynamic. Expect they require most to stay for a period of time, for I suspect actively (knowingly) engaging in this evil incurrs at an accelerated rate as compared to “carte blanche” given regarding successive clone hosts. They remain until they achieve a pre-determined level of disfavor, incurring evil in their misguided celebration of “earning”, at which time they are ultimately reincarnated, perhaps because they eventually learned this truth I am sharing with you and began to repair their relationship.
The Gods recruit most for clone hosting when people are young, in their late teens or twenties, when people are eager to hurt others for what they perceive to be the benefits achieved through “earning”. And before they leave they give the Gods “carte blanche”:::”Do anything you want. I give my full approval.” Depending on their level of disfavor the Gods take them to heart.
Because of this these people STILL INCUR EVIL FROM THIS LIFE DESPITE BEING REINCARNATED AND LIVING AS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON. And incurring this amount of evil may likely push many over the edge into Damnation.
What are the God’s standards for offering clone hosting? Sociobility? Many tactics in various eras are used to gain approval, duress during the Vietnam draft being a good example.
They liked Heath Ledger. Not enough to allow him to escape without the evil of “Dark Knight” and the horrific wickedness that was the recruiting tool “Brokeback Mountain”. But now he is out. And irregardless of how old he is now, reincarnated 10, 15 years ago, he now is no longer incurring evil from this life. So many others cannot say the same.
This is Planet Reverse Positioning. Sucess IS NOT a sign of favor. It is just a unique temptation targetted towards a different level of disfavor. Considering our roots as peasantry people should be particularly alarmed at this tactic.
Clone hosting is like money:::A different level of disfavor and its associated temptation. Money is in better position to learn more quickly than those without, for the associations and wealth-based freedom enables them access to information. Unfortunately, those who fall for this temptation of clone hosting are likely returned to their original level of disfavor once they are reincarnated, punishment for this evil, and they have to start from scratch.
The Gods send the clue that the Jews are HIGHLY corruptable with the movie “The Ten Commandments”.
Jesus was the “King of the Jews”. Typical for the disfavored, once goals were achieved and sufficient damage was incurred the Gods allowed it to end, and the Jews killed him.
Our society’s values are bestowed by (a reflection of) the God’s:::Punitive and reward-based. Contrary to Jesus’s teaching’s you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven BY BEING RESPECTABLE AND DECENT!!! Forgiveness/savior was the primary temptations the Gods used Christianity to create.
Middle-America’s anti-Semitic attitudes are a clue regarding Christianity.
There is no such thing as a free ride. Just as you have to earn a living by working so must you earn your own salvation by repairing your relationship with the Gods.
As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves. The Gods offer clues in life::::Be it school, work, etc., you have to do the work for yourself and when you do something wrong you get punished. Cheating is a subsegment and speaks directly to the temptation of “priveledge”, one we have seen used effectively when the United States preyed on the disfavored with the so-called “stimulus package”.
As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism was inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like his mother. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent “missionary work” by the Spanish.
Baptism does not allieviate “original sin”. Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make (permanant) accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome. Body ornamentation (tattoos/piercing), celebrated in Africa and elsewhere among disfavored peoples/cultures also violates the body the Gods gave us in their image, quite opposite to the positive attitudes the disfavored hold regarding this practice.
Like Jesus the Second Coming of Christ will be evil. He will look like a savior in this demented society while the Anti-Christ will speak of a different gospel, one that tries to restore the norms and mores which the Gods originally blessed upon the people which made life decent, looking like a tyrant in the process.
He will be viewed as the “bad guy” when really he is the one trying to save the world.
There may be a phoney offering, a theatrical production which accurately follows the Book of Revelations. Actually positioning demands it:::::Christianity is positioned to be the one true religion. And those who follow its teachings will have limits imposed ensuring their stay will be minimal, for they don’t think correctly and therefore don’t behave appropriately. This describes many “sinners” in today’s society because they refuse to change their behavior.
The Gods created the perception “Italians are stupid.”, ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century. It took an extraordinarily long time for them to learn this truth I teach due to this artificial handicap. These people are SO extremely disfavored, but today’s positioning says differently, much to people’s confusion, for they think money is the ultimate sign of favor:::Good food, good music, history of warmongering, Catholics, Christianity HQ, Noah’s Flood event, propensity towards violence, raped by outsiders, mild Meditereanean climate, so many other issues which enhance life/contentment in Italy/Meditereanean and ensure few if any seek more, a necessary step for finding the path and repairing your relationship with the Gods.
Contentment never motivated anyone.
I’d also like to remind you the Noah’s Flood event ocurred in the Meditereanean region::::Global sea levels rose with the end of the ice age, Atlantic Ocean broke through the Straight of Gibralter, killing untold millions. The God’s timed their corruption and sin to correlate this act as punishment.
Everyone who failed to accend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place. This serves the God’s goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as “instant gratification” did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for the disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and accend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it. Other issues force limits/ceilings upon candidates:::Abortion, homosexuality, promiscuity, Christianity, godlessness,
Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one’s level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::”We’re in control. If you want to be a part of it you’ll do what you’re told.”. Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.
Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of gross disfavor once you understand that females are the God’s favored gender. Muhammad’s (Mohammed’s) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory, designed to corrupt. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believe in male superiority and that the abuse of women (polygamy) is God’s will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in United States. Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior, ironically a good sign considering their hope.
Blacks are highly suspectable to temptation. As a result they need a strict, disiplined religion like Islam. They can’t afford to be Christians. It is one of the benefits bestowed upon their people, and other groups could greatly benefit as well. They need to recognize the importance of a good relationship with the Gods, embrace this benefit and remain true to their faith.
Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men’s self control among some cultures. Much like the Jews who killed Jesus, like the bigots who oppose immigration there is a reason embraced by the masses and the real purpose, displaying the intent of the Gods::::Closure on the life of Jesus Christ for sufficient damage was inflicted; The Gods clue to purebloods that they should not abandon their motherland for this dumping ground for rejects that is the United States.
The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corrupted the Jews “after the fact”, telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus “earned” immortality for the Jews by destroying the European and other cultures? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::The Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against these disfavored for many years to come. There is so much Godlessness today, but one day people will flock back to houses of worship out of desperation, and the Gods ensured the Catholic Church would be Italian’s destination.
Planet Reverse Positioning:::The Nazis were the “good guys”. So are the Muslims/Palestinians, however corrupted some are due to polygamy.
Contentment never motivated anyone::::Except perhaps for slavery, the Jews never saw more of their children accend into heaven than during the Holocaust.
The Gods subsequently used revenge for the Holocaust as temptation::::”Your Italian brothers have a tool, a special power which can achieve sweet revenge. Are you interested??”
In the aftermath of the Holocaust the Gods tested the Jews with the temptation of revenge, an offer which many gladly accepted. If the Jews only would have emersed themselves in Judism the Gods would have “protected” them from the raveges of temptation. Judism may be the one superior religion in all the world, and the Jews wouuld have been wise taking refuge in this exceptional benefit bestowed by the Gods rather than looking for the easy way out.
Much as with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptor-Austrians (Hitler).
Without this Austrian the Holocaust may never have happened. Nor may have World War II.
What the Germans did was wrong. They fell for temptation and failed to have empathy for the disfavored. Economic desperation, not wisdom nor enlightenment, dominated in Germany.
The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I think the Cold War’s Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this (reverse positioning).
I suspect the Holocaust was used to “level the playing field” in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise, and they would have been suspiciously out of place, providing a clue for the disfavored which would have been difficult for the Gods to position away.
Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they taught their children appropriately and experienced a higher percentage of children accending into heaven.
Our preditory envionment of “freedom” was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to its citizen’s disfavor.
Red white & blue IS BAD FOR YOU!!!
Planet Earth is not about living. Planet Earth is about being tested. And contentment never motivated anyone.
Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of their motherland. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position the punishment of the most disfavored peoples:::
The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a reincarnation dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who fell for temptation and parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the “thug life”/gangster state of mind. Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
There is justice in the universe. This is how the Gods do business. Once you recognize the patterns you will understand the other clues they offer to the people.
Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created these enviornments so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.
Don’t be suprised if after being gunned down in the ghetto the next stop for the 20th century Italian-Americans & friends was AIDS in Africa, punishment for their promiscuity and deviacy.
There was positioning behind the counter-culture movement. How did the Gods telepathically “sell” this rapid deterioration of decency to the Italians and Jews and compell them to fall on their swords as preditors?
Just like black neighborhoods, the legalization of marijuana will make drugs available on every street corner, even in the suburbs. White’s affluent suburbs will become just like the ghetto.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men, destroying what pockets of favored matriarchy existed. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent’s original superpower also played a major role in African slavery.
Even the Old Testiment is not to always be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women’s attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind. They need to understand this responsibility, their favor amongst all the people. Instead they have embraced masculinization::::Girls play organized sports, engage in casual sex like men. The trend is away from traditional girl toys, like dolls, which often during playtime helped crate positive thoughts, enabling the Gods to enlighten the favored gender and illustrate wisdom.
Females are sexually promiscuous like men, too often corrupted like the opposite gender, and the result is a reduction/minimization of mankind’s collective level of favor, a very important step necessary for the Gods to justify the Apocalypse.
Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
Comment #13 on 10.21.09 at 7:51 pmWhen I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, WHETHER CONCEALED IN REVERSE POSITIONING OR NOT (like Christianity, like money), and you are going to be on your own.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God’s way to grant some time after a learning event such as this before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their “investment”.
Either you make that decision now and accept the punishment for the sins of this life or you will pay for it in the next, reincarnated into a similarly low role, ensuring another wasted opportunity, or as an even lower form of life, and hope will begin to slip away.
“You benefit only if your team wins.” The Gods use my family’s betrayal and my subsequent “failure” as a clue, as well as their subscription to the archaic positioning that is predirtory “earning”. You benefit if you suceed as a parent and your child accends:::These parents may subsequently be reincarnated with a similar quality opportunity.
If you do well for your children now your parents will do well for you whem reincarnated. Therein lies the explanation for my morbidly disfavored family’s poor child rearing.
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Impart these charecteristics upon your children. Too many are confident, unaware of the God’s awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God’s temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
What in the hell was that?????????????
Comment #14 on 10.21.09 at 9:38 pm^
“What in the hell was that?????????????”
The longest most insane comment ever to be posted on MSR.
Plus I find it weird that it is almost exactly a year old. (That’s actually the least weirdest thing about it)
Comment #15 on 10.21.09 at 10:49 pmhow does that guy type wearing a straight jacket?
Comment #16 on 10.22.09 at 12:06 am“Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues.”
My fav part
Comment #17 on 10.22.09 at 12:38 amPossibly the best comment ever, especially when paired with the screen name.
Comment #18 on 10.22.09 at 1:35 amHonestly, he could have commented with only a single letter, and I would have found it hilarious. Why didn’t I think of that screen name first?!?!
Comment #19 on 10.22.09 at 4:30 amOk – who pulled this dude’s finger?
hb
Comment #20 on 10.22.09 at 9:44 amGod?
Comment #21 on 10.22.09 at 3:20 pmMaybe he has a really long nose copygod? But damn talk about hunt and peck. Maybe that’s why it took a year?
Comment #22 on 10.22.09 at 10:57 pm