America’s Next Top Model: In the Future, Everyone Will Be a Kardashian for 15 minutes
Ready for another super timely ANTM recap? What if I promised you there would be Kardashians? No, wait, don’t go! What I meant to say is that there would be makeovers! Yay! … and Kardashians. Sorry, just like death and taxes, there ‘s no way to avoid them. But seriously, makeovers, this time with patriotic hair dye and more bangs than a porn convention. Plus, haggis!

This week on The Walking Dead: SOMEONE DIES!
This week on The Walking Dead: The group votes on Randall’s fate, Carl practices being walker-bait, Dale finds a gutted cow out past the gate, and I explore an obsession with run-on sentences and non sequiturs.
This week on The Walking Dead: Rick and Shane have “the talk,” Randall miraculously walks and Beth balks (at killing herself).
This week on The Walking Dead: Lori is found, a bad guy falls down and continuity errors abound. Also, Carl makes a stupid face.
This week on The Walking Dead: Hershel starts drinking, Rick starts shooting and two idiots from Philadelphia show up.
